Harry leads off: mates with a Doctor
Wesley counters: mother IS a Doctor

Harry retort: has travelled to the Delta Quadrant
Wesley uppercut: has travelled beyond the known Universe
Harry kick to the nuts: has travelled back in time to the creation of the Universe!

Wesley goes for the kill: I was not an ensign for life!
Harry: You forget that in one reality I was a Captain 🙂

Please continue this battle till one or the other takes a hit so hard that it is obvious that HE is the worst character on any of the Star Trek series.