Roll out the red carpet, polish your boots, and dust off your dress uniform. This week the crew of Upper Pylon Two presents the first annual Upees!!

This show has more glitz and glamour than Quark counting his gold pressed latnium while wearing the Nagus’s cloak.

Join us as we celebrate the best (and worst) of Season One. We have several categories that we think you will enjoy.

Who wins the biggest Asshole Bajoran Upee? Who wins for best nickname? Which dirtiest UP2 moment will the Upee go to? And the Biggest PAJ Moment goes to?? All these award presentations accumulate towards the biggest moment of the night…Season One’s MVP.

All hands are on deck tonight as we hand out the awards. And don’t forget Melissa’s cookie winners will be announced.

Agree?? Disagree? Want to win your own Upee? Let us know what you think.

Enjoy the show, we hope you have as much fun listening to it as we did making it.