One might assume that sex is pretty safe in the 24th century… but a new study commissioned by your friends at Ten Forward gathers vital statistics–statistics that demonstrate a surprising amount of risk… and we’re not just talking about the potential for unpleasant outbreaks in uncomfortable places… but the very real possibility of death, following one’s romantic liaison with a member of the Enterprise crew.

Join Lt. Dan and Chris Johnson to learn the Vegas odds of surviving a splendid encounter with each member of the 1701-D command crew.  Your assumptions may well be tested by our findings.